2.28.2006
Sim Natzi's
This discussion arose due to a walk along busy Hespeler Rd. Wherein I commented that the walk would be nicer if it were through a forest or a park and not alongside a busy highway. I commented that if I could re-build the city as well as one can in Sim City I could make it perfect because I could design it the way a city should function. All the people who were like-minded about city design could then come live in my city.
I commented on how in the game Sim City everyone can design cities that are perfect and that they can make them as they feel they should function. Dad pointed out that they weren't actually the way people wanted them... They were the way the creators of Sim City deigned them to want them. The game functions within the parameters of the designers design, one can only do what the creators allow us to do through the programming of the game.
Sim City lets people make a world in which they can create the world to be exactly as they always dreamed it to be... Within the parameters of the game.... Rather ironic isn't it?
2.27.2006
Song of the Week
Once I said I wanted you
I don't remember why
I often wonder if it's true
That you could make me cry
I only know it's long ago
You said I love you too
But I got one solution that
We're gonna start anew
How do you do
Mm Mm
I thought
Wa-na Na-na Na-na
Just me and you
And then we can
Na-na Na-na
Just like before
And you will say
Na-na Na-na
Please give me more
And you will think
Na-na Na-na
Hey that's what I'm living for
How do you do
Uh huh
I thought
Why na Na-na
Just me and you
And then we can
Na-na Na-na
Just like before
And you will say
Na-na Na-na
Please give me more
And you will think
Na-na Na-na
Hey that's what I'm living for
Once I said I wanted you
And I remember why
I often wonder if it's true
You still can make me cry
And now it's not so long ago
You said I love you true
'Cause I had one solution left
And that's we start anew
How do you do
Uh huh
I thought
Wa-na Na-na
Just me and you
And then we can
Na-na Na-na
Just like before
And you will say
Na-na Na-na
Please give me more
And you will think
Na-na Na-na
Hey that's what I'm living for
How do you do
Uh huh
I thought
By na Na-na
Just me and you
And then we can
Na-na Na-na
Just like before
And you will say
Na-na Na-na
Please give me more
And you will think
Na-na Na-na
Hey that's what I'm living for
How do you do
Uh-huh
La-la-la-la...
Hey that's what I'm living for
How do you do
La-la
La-la La-la-la-la-la...
http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/mouth_and_macneal/how_do_you_do.html
2.26.2006
Family Portraits
Ostrich eggs
* One ostrich egg is equal to 20 to 24 large chicken eggs
* An ostrich egg weighs about 3 pounds (1,360g)
* It would take roughly 40 minutes to hard-boil an ostrich egg
* Produce 40-70 eggs per year
* An ostrich egg shell retails for approx. $20 USD, it can go as high as $200 USD if painted
* Raw ostrich eggs run about $50 USD
More on ostriches:
http://www.hormel.com/templates/knowledge/knowledge.asp?catitemid=2&id=187
http://www.wildoats.com/redesign/hn.php?org=wildoats&ContentID=1747001
http://www.ces.ncsu.edu/depts/poulsci/tech_manuals/ostrich.html
http://www.ext.nodak.edu/extpubs/alt-ag/ostrich.htm
http://azostrich.com/miva/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=AZO&Category_Code=E_BLOWN
http://www.spyglassgifts.com/products_list.php/info2/Ostrich%20Eggs
http://www.efendos.com/ostricheggs.html
http://www.ostrichesonline.com/shop/cat?cmd=search&category=photo&type=ostrich&subtype=egg
2.25.2006
In the Hood of Hamilton
2.24.2006
Reality TV
" The degree to which a blog is based in reality is inversely proportionate to the degree it emphasizes the "reality-based" meme." - Richard Nokes
2.23.2006
Karaoke
We all gather 'round the computers and pick MP3's to sing along with, we then all search the lyrics out and sing along... it's kind of dorky, but oh so fun. :P Over the years we've subjecated various friends to this game, some go for it, others not so much, but it remains a favourite for my boo, my mum & I.
Common fare on our karaoke nights includes:
"Paradise By the Dashboard Lights" - Meatloaf
"Playground in my Mind" - BJ Thomas
"Patricia the Stripper" - Chris de Burgh
"Cryin'" - Aerosmith
"November Rain" - Guns 'n Roses
"Summer Nights" - Olivia Newton John
"Reason to Believe" - Rod Stewart
"Shambala" - Three Dog Night
"How Do You Do" - Mouth & Macneal
"Don't Stop Believin'" - Journey
When You Say Nothing At All" - Allison Kraus
DDR Part ?
I was so disappointed at how badly I did, I seriously need to work my butt off at it when I get back to Lethy and get back my skills! No work and no play make Amby a dull girl. :(
2.22.2006
Country Music
So why is this middle-class city girl from Ontario so interested in country music all of a sudden? Well I'm glad you asked. The reason is two-fold. The first part is that I believe in subliminal messaging, not all creepy like the government-is-out-to-get-me, but within reason like you can lose weight by listening to tapes or if you believe a medication will make you better it probably will. (As an aside to this I believe a ton of societies problems could be solved by people being less neurotic, but I'll leave that for another day.) On the subliminal notion I feel that the music you listen to affects your mood positively or negatively and as I have lessened vision I feel my sense of hearing is more acute That many people's, sometimes after I listen to the radio I hum tunes that I didn't even know I'd heard that day until I start humming them. So I think about all the hard-metal crap with its depressing lyrics and vulgar language and I don't feel I need that going into my head subliminally when I'm not specifically monitoring my content. Country music, although some of the topics are harsh, is rarely outright vulgar or depressing.
Going on that theme of non-depressing music brings up my second point. Country music is also often honouring to God. Either the songs outright speak of God or allude to Him. They often tell stories of God saving or acting out miracles or the like. I find them uplifting for my soul. When I turn on Christian music I know it will be God-honouring by its very nature but when I turn on country music it's a pleasant surprise to hear about God.
2.21.2006
Quarters
In my older years I've started a bit of a collection of my own, nothing fancy. My main priority is Canadian quarters. I want to get a hold of every Canadian quarter they've minted that were more special than the typical Caribou on one side, Queen on the other. To date there are 45 minted without a caribou/queen combo. I have all but 2 of them!
The first I don't have is the one that was in circulation prior to 1936 so that's gonna be a toughie to find. The 2nd is one minted in 1967 with a picture of a bobcat on it, I've never even seen one of these coins. I have the entire 1992 province set in a frame on a map that was given to me from dad so they are minted, but the rest, including the entire '99 set, '00 set, Veterans coins (2) and centennial coins (2) I have gotten through sorting change.
That was the goal actually, to get them all through change sorting. I think it's really neat to have minted coins but it's way harder to collect them all yourself! I'm quite proud of my quarters, and yes I realize how extremely dorky that is! :P
http://www.mint.ca/royalcanadianmintpublic/index.aspx?requestedPath=/en-CA/Home/default.htm
2.20.2006
U of W Library
So anyways I was in this for two years. I was a deputy minister the first year and full minister the next year. The one year (when I was a deputy) we (fellow deputies and myself) got quite bored with the whole game as their is very little for deputies to do. We decided to make a tabloid newspaper instead. My friends and I created this one page 'newspaper" and put it out to the press... It was very risque, biting and controversial and if they had found out it was us we would have gotten in a lot of trouble. It was awesome.
So in conclusion the last time I was in the U of W library was when we were searching for a photocopier to photocopy this paper with for distribution. LOL
Oh and as an aside: I remember last time I was there how mature and old all the guys seemed and how much I wanted one of them to give me a second glance. Well today I was in there and I thought how young they all were and how if any of them gave me a second glance I'd be too old for them. LOL How times change!! :P
Song of the Week
A woman is a mystery
A man just cant understand
Sometimes all it takes to please her
Is the touch of your hand
N' Other times you got to take it slow
And hold her all night long
Heaven knows there's so many ways
A man can go wrong
*Chorus*
Must be doin' somethin' right
I just heard ya sigh
N' Lean into my kiss
And close those deep blue need to eyes
Don't know what I did
To earn a love like this
But baby I must be doin' somethin' right
Anywhere you wanna go
Baby show me the way
I'm open to suggestions
Mmm whatever you say
Tonight's about givin' you what you want
Whatever it takes
Girl I hope i'm on the right road
Judgin by the smile on your face
*Chorus* (2X)
Must be doin' somethin' right
I just heard ya sigh
N' Lean into my kiss
And close those deep blue need to eyes
Don't know what I did
To earn a love like this
But baby I must be doin' somethin' right
2.19.2006
Geeks In Love
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/295165
2.18.2006
New Journal
As it is many of my friends were complaining that I don't talk about my day-to-day update kind of stuff in either of my journals so I've started a new one.
My other livejournal I post mostly jokes, fwds & quizes on, it can be found here:
http://drelwin.livejournal.com
My new livejournal with daily day-to-day update kind of mundane life stuff can be found here:
http://ambeebear.livejournal.com
Also I made a pictures website... you can access it here:
http://photos.yahoo.com/drel_dragon
Oh and while I'm posting random webpages... LOL Here's my Geocities homepage (although I haven't updated it in about a year):
http://www.geocities.com/drel_dragon
My Piczo webpage that is overtly random:
http://www.piczo.com/amby
Also I bought a domain... but as my server is down (due to my monitor not working) can be found here:
http://www.drelwin.com
I'm hoping to have all the above links hooked to my domain as soon as I get my monitor up and running again and get back to Lethy.
Oh and I got an IMDB account thingy so you can see my list of movies there... It's not organized or anything yet... but you can take a look and see what I like to watch LOL:
http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=17496260
2.17.2006
Change of Plans
2.16.2006
Hamsters Part 8
Oh and also none of the babies made it... they all died, so we're to four hamsters again. :(
2.15.2006
Quote of the Day
2.14.2006
Uses for the Internet Part 2
Food took 'bout an hour to arrive. It was delicious!!
V-Day
So Happy V-Day to all the boys and girls in my life! To you in AB I miss you tons and to you in ON I hope to see y'all soon!
2.13.2006
Song of the Week
My life is brilliant.
My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Flying high, [ - video/radio edited version]
Fucking high, [ - CD version]
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.
2.12.2006
IKEA Test
More times than I can count I overheard conversations in the dining hall between two people obviously interested in one another where the boy was bragging about some accident or injury he had undergone and the girl telling of how she would have bandaged and cared for him had she been there. LOL It was really quite surreal for a 90's girl like me. :P
That being said I would like to tell you about "The IKEA Test". This was honestly a test a Prairie girl would put a potential husband through before she would even consider marrying him. In many cases before she would even consider going steady with him.
So a Prairie girl would invite a boy to go to IKEA with her on a Saturday afternoon. They would go to Calgary, usually as a group with friends, but once at IKEA the group would split leaving the girl and guy alone in the store. The test would then begin. The test was a cross between testing endurance and domestic skill. The girl would start up a conversation about some random piece of furniture questioning the boy on style, colour, placement, etc. If he went along with this she would then begin to "daydream" about what she would like in "her" house someday and what he thought of all her plans. If he went along with this she would begin to question him about what he would have in "his" house someday.
The boy, to pass the test, would have to endure this for upwards of three hours, in all departments of the store. He would have to have similar tastes to the girl and show active participation in her game and not just "put up" with her throughout the store.
Quite a fun test though. You'd be amazed how many futures of relationships were decided based on IKEA. :P LOL
2.11.2006
Sparkle Banners






Here's the linky's to make your own banners...
Instructions
Banner Generator
Image Magick
Sparkles:
http://www.wtv-zone.com/aylana/bringontheglitter/bringontheglitter-1.html
http://www.lalaalyssa.com/aly/AGlitterFills.html
2.10.2006
Zuma
There are 13 levels in all and each level has multiple stages (between 6-10). Mumby beat level 13 today and it was quite exciting! She was so thrilled although the ending is kind of anti-climactic, but I won't ruin it for y'all. LOL
Apparently Ty plays and swears like a trucker, Boo screeches when she loses a level and Hindy & Mumby have selected curse words and screams of frustration. It's really quite funny to watch them all play, almost more amusing than playing myself. :P
I got to level 6 today. I hope to beat the game here soon... LOL
So I bet y'all wanna try it out huh? K well here's a linky to the trial version... We had to "unlock" ours by somewhat devious means... But you'll have to figure that out for yourself ;)
http://games.yahoo.com/games/downloads/zu.html
2.09.2006
Missing DDR disk!
So I used up half my suitcase bringing home my two dance pads and the case for the DDR game was empty! Which means either the game is in my PS2 in AB or else sitting beside it... As is often the case. :( I was quite horrified to find this out!
So Mark better mail it to me or the world may end.... LOL
2.08.2006
Home Again!!
The flights were both good, here's a pic I took from the little 18-seater that flies from Lethbridge to Calgary.
I wasn't able to get any pics on the next flight from Calgary to Toronto 'cuz I didn't have a window seat. It's a shame too 'cuz the sunset tonight was absolutely gorgeous from the plane. I considered asking the guy in the window to snap a few pics with my camera but him and his buddy traveling with him spoke German and very little English so I really think the language barrier would've been too great. LOL C'est la vive.
anyways here's my family at the airport! YAY my family!! :D
2.07.2006
I'm Going Home!
I'm off to Ontario for a few weeks. I'm leaving tomorrow morning and I won't be back 'til February 27th. I'll have e-mail and msn at home and I'm bringing my cell so if y'all need me you can still get a hold of me.
I'll try to post, but if my postings are more sporadic now y'all know why.
love y'all tons!
- Amby
Hamsters Part 7
So I left them together and lo-and-behold last night another litter was born. Mark didn't tell me 'til this morning due to the horrible cannibalistic tendencies of the last time. They all seem to be okay though today. Well not exactly. There are six in the litter and one died, but the other five are doing very well!
So in a few weeks we have to sex all the hamsters and SEPARATE them. LOL (I've now reached my limit as Mark said I could have 9 hamsters and the babies brings me up to 10)
I also have to think up five more rodent names... Any suggestions?
btw: baby hamsters look funny and kinda gross! :P

2.06.2006
Song of the Week
My little third grade hand wrote I love you
On a note of yellow paper
And sent it to the front of the row to a little blonde-haired girl
The blonde-haired girl just opened it and read it to herself
I was so embarrassed when she turned around and said
I'm already taken
You spoke up too late
I love somebody else
So you'll just have to wait
The years flew by so quickly
And there we were in junior high
I realized that I still loved her so
So I called her up and told her exactly how I felt
Then she said there's something that you really ought to know
I'm already taken
You spoke up too late
I love somebody else
So you'll just have to wait
So wait I did and never changed my love for that little blonde-haired girl
Whos' now the mother of our little blonde-haired boy
Who's to our hearts so close
I hate to think how fast he's growing up
Last night I overheard them as she tucked him into bed
He said, Mommy will you marry me
And this is what she said
I'm already taken
You spoke up too late
I love your daddy son
So you'll just have to wait
I'm already taken
You spoke up too late
I love your daddy son
So you'll just have to wait
All Hail King Ralph!
The humourous part is that the government of Alberta sent my check for being an Alberta citizen to my Ontario address. LOL
2.05.2006
Sleepy
I have been up for 30+ hours... I am way too tired to blog today!!! My only hope is that this will fix my sleeping patterns so that I can get up at decent hours and get back to work soon!
2.04.2006
Pictures!!
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/drel_dragon/my_photos
Enjoy!!!
A Pastor With Guts
Regardless of the religious slant to this, this Pastor sure got people's attention. This Pastor has guts!!
Thought you might enjoy this interesting prayer given in Kansas at the opening session of their Senate. It seems prayer still upsets some people.
When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities,but this is what they heard:
"Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, 'Woe to those who call evil good,' but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.
We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.
We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.
We have killed our unborn children and called it a choice.
We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self-esteem.
We have abused power and called it politics.
We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition.
We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression.
We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.
Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and set us free. Amen!"
The response was immediate. A number of legislators walked out during the prayer in protest. In 6 short weeks, Central Christian Church, where Rev. Wright is pastor, logged more than 5,000 phone calls with only 47 of those calls responding negatively. The church is now receiving international requests for copies of this prayer from India, Africa and Korea.
Commentator Paul Harvey aired this prayer on his radio program, "The Rest of the Story," and received a larger response to this program than any other he has ever aired.
If possible, please pass this prayer on to your friends. "If you don't stand for something, you will fall for everything."
Think about this: If you forward this prayer to everyone on your e-mail list in less than 30 days it would be heard by the world. How many people in your address book will not receive this prayer?
2.03.2006
Nocturnal
It's odd though that the world, for the most part, works on a daytime 9-5 kind of schedule. I mean I can't imagine that I'm the only one in the world who prefers the nocturnal pattern... Odd how we make everyone conform to some people's view of the world and when others views are expressed the ones expressing them are seen as odd or weird.
2.02.2006
"The Way I See It"
Allright the Way I See It Starbucks seriously needs to come up with some new quotes. This is the same quote I have been getting since the original Gingerbread lattee back in November! I am getting quite sick of it!
For those of you who don't frequent Starbucks (I still don't consider myself a regualr, I don't carry the discount card adn I still refuse to use terms like viente, grande & tall.) on the sides of all their cups they publish these little "The Way I See It" quotes, they are generally thoughts on life or famous quotes from famous people on life. They are generally quite good and quirkly, the problem is when I receive the same ruddy quote for about 10 cups now! (This is more than I've drank from Starbucks in the past year, damn Gingerbread Lattees.) But still one would think I would've seen at least some variety over the past 2 months!
http://www.starbucks.com/retail/thewayiseeit_default.asp
2.01.2006
HAVE A BANANA
After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again!
Bananas Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.
But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
PMS: Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect way to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.
Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.
Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.
Strokes: According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine," eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!
So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"
February
With cake for him and soup for me!
Happy once, happy twice, happy chicken soup with rice.