Defraging People

A woman I talked to on the phone today was going on about how she regularly defragged her hard-drive. The woman couldn't find the tools option in Internet Explorer... But she could defrag her hard-drive... Irregardless the point is that she was saying how she wished sometimes that she could defrag herself.

That got me to thinking... How wonderful would it be if at the end of every month we could run defrag. Rearrange all the little bits of ourselves that came loose over the course of the month... Put back all the wrinkles, rearrange all the fat cells, delete all the useless memory we've accumulated. Just start with a cleaned up us every month.

What would be even better would be the ability to do a system restore. Just go back to a date previous to gaining those 20 lbs. Or to a memory file before the bad thing happened... How wonderful! LOL