Song of the Week

"Magic Kingdom In The Sky" - Unknown Parody

All my life I have been searching for that fabled promised land,
With my sisters and my brothers we shall walk there hand-in-hand.
Through the trials and tribulations and the devils cruel temtations.
I know that we'll all get there one day!

After years and years of wandering, oh that kingdom we shall find
and the doors might not be open but we'll gather in the line.
And our hearts will swell with pride the day those gates swing open wide and take a walk down Main Street USA!

Oh, that Magic Kingdon in the sky!
We will all be there together by and by!
We will all drink from the fountain and go riding on Space Mountain!
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky!

When mother Minnie and Uncle Dopie and Saint Tinkerbelle abide
There'll be no more cares or sorrow on that heavenly TeaCup ride.
I will lay down all those fears when I put on those big black ears,
and join the choir to sing harmony!

We will sing the song of aimless soul, that one gone astray
Who were lost but now were found in the Electrical Parade
Singing Hakuna Matata, growing musketeer stigmata
In the only club thats made for you and me!

Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky!
We will all be there together by and by!
All Gods children shall be free in The Pirates of the Carribean
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky!

Oh, the meekest and the poorest their inheritance shall see
and a zillion Japanese tourist all will join the jamboree
They will ride that holy Monorail into sweet providence
When they learn their redeemer is a mouse in short red pants!

Wont you take me to Anaheim where the sun is shining bright?
All the angels are clean shaven and the people snowy white
Where your prblems are all hidden and unhappiness forbidden
You will find salvation for modesty!

Climb in my Winnebago and if you will help with the gas
Then maybe we can finagle you a five or six day pass
May your afterlife be blessed just American Express it
Let Master Card and Visa set you free!

Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky
We will al be there together by and by! Mickey Mouse and all his friends will be there to meet us at the end
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the Sky!

Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky!
Manufactured by that Uncle Walter guy!
We'll give thanks to that old geezer and we'll keep him in the freezer

When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the...sky!