Now For Something Completely Different....

Okay so this is probably going to be the most random post I've ever made... but that's what happens when I'm left to my own dvices at 3am. LOL

What I have for you is the most random sex toys I have ever found!


1. It's the "Make Your Own Dildo Kit":

"Totally easy, you even get two chances to make it right! Insert your penis and testicles into the quick-form molding gel. Hold them there for 60-90 seconds. Remove and fill the mold with the liquid rubber. Let it dry and pull out your own usable, life-size rubber dildo or vibrator. Guys, this is great to give to your lover, especially as a going away gift if you have to leave town or are in the military on a long tour of duty. Never let your lover feel lonely when you can leave something exactly like you left behind! Standard kit is on sale from $101.20 now $79.00. Vibrating kit is on sale from $109.25 now $85.50. Made in the USA."

http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/adulttoys2.htm


2. The Riding Dildo: "6'' Realistic Cock with E-Z Rider Ball"

"Remember the kids bouncy spacehopper? Well this is the adult version and is lots more fun!Part of the "Vac-U-Loc" modular system.The ball has a connector fitted securely in place. This allows any part of the modular range to be attached. In this pack we include a realistic 6" cock with balls."

http://www.aristocuffs.com/erol/erol.html#854x0&&http%3A%252F%252Fwww.google.ca%252Fsearch%3Fhl%3Den%26rls%3DGGLG%252CGGLG%253A2006-19%252CGGLG%253Aen%26q%3D%2522dildo+mounted%2522%252B%2522ball%2522%26meta%3D

There is also this one that is a dildo mounted on an exercise ball but I can't find the retailer

http://adultfriendfinder.com/blog/30326/post_304653-1.html


3. RealDolls

These are life-sized sex dolls costing about $7000 USD to purchase, they have three orifiaces in them and come in male & female as well as shemale... they can also tint skin & you can dress them up. They will support up to 400lbs.

http://www.realdoll.com/news.asp


4. VR Sex Machines:

These are male masturbators that are plugged into the comptuer via USB cables so that the man can interact with the model on the screen. There is another one that looks like he's getting a blowjob and a third that lets someone remotely control the toy from another computer.

http://www.pleasuremenow.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2911
http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/YV270085
http://superstore.sextoyvibes.com/main.link/div/toys/page/browse/cid/417


Here's a random link to some more "new types" of dildos:
http://www.sextoys411.com/dildo_kinds.htm