Beauty & the Geek

The WB has had a reality show running for the past month or two entitled "Beauty & the Geek" it is a "social experiment" thought up by Ashton Kutcher where 7 "geeks" and 7 "beauties" are put in a mansion together, paired up and made to learn from each other, the geeks to learn social skills, fashion, shopping smarts, how to dance, the art of the massage, etc. and the beauties to learn automotive repair, rocket science, history/geography/math smarts, etc. They compete in these areas and every week a team is eliminated until only one team was left standing the winning team got 250 thousand dollars.
The runner-up of the geeks was Richard Rubin, he is a totally out there, spastic, guy who seems utterly hopeless is a cute, geeky sort of way. So in tribute to Richard I give you the top Richard sayings of the show:
1. "Gadzooks!"
2. "Howdy do Chuckaroo?"
3. "Time is ticking, tick tick tick."
4. "Is this the butt floss?"
5. "I go down with honour"
6. "Top of the morning to ye"