On the Lighter Side

These are reprinted from the Prince Albert "Coffee News" paper (a funny paper found in the coffee shop of the Prince Albert Co-Op store.

"On the Lighter Side":

- You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool mom.
- You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
- Thank you for holding your breath while I smoke
- Why can't women put the toilet seat back up?
- Don't question authority... it hasn't got a clue!!!
- Advice is free: the right answer will cost plenty.
- Multi-tasking: crewing up several things at once.
- Are Cheerios really donut seeds?
- Don't take life too seriously, it's no permanent.
- A conclusion is where you get tired of thinking.