Capital One Part Five

I think that there is a whole world of children who need to be sent to etiquette school, specifically phone etiquette school. If I ever opened a phone etiquette school these are the rules I would teach:
- If your child is too young to talk they should not be allowed to answer the phone
- If your child does not know what your first name is they should not be allowed to answer the phone
- If your child is not old enough to talk they should not be the only person featured on your answering machine
- If your child does answer the phone do not have them lie for you by saying you are not there, or in the shower when you are not
- If your child does answer the phone do not let them swear at the person who is on the other end, especially if they do not know them
- If your child does answer the phone they should be respectful to the caller